Alex Mary
There was once a woman, Alex Mary
Whose face was incredibly scary
She went to a freak show
Sang "Wake me up before you go-go"
And lifted her arms to show her armpits were hairy
Anne
There was once a woman named Anne
Who went totally crazy for a man
His name was Joe
He reminded her of Po
They now live together in Milan
Barbara
There once was a girl name of Barbaba
Who went to learn magic in Scarborough
She looked for a wizard
Got lost in a blizard
And then yelled Arbracadarbra
Connie
There once was a girl named Connie
Who always acted quite bonnie
She loved to sing
And was given a ring
By a guy she didn't know name of Johnny
Em
There was once a teen called Em
Who found a very large jem
It was large and blue
But got dropped in some stew
Where she coughed on it a large lump of phlegm
Emily W
Emily W, a girl from Midhurst
Got very upset when her favourite ballon burst
She cried for days
Got very dismayed
Then was happy when she found it was actually her worst
Georgina
There once was a girl named Georgina
Who thought she was that warrior princess, Xena
She would try to kill you
Even if she didn't mean to
You really should have seen her!
Jayne
There was once a girl named Jayne
Who was a really big pain
She went for a walk
Found a sandwich containing pork
Just as it began to rain
Lauren
There was once a girl called Lauren
Who spent all her life in a sporran
She got very hyper
Then ate a used diaper
And fell in love with a guy who was foreign
Vickie
There was once a girl name of Vickie
Who everyone thought was icky
She liked to eat snot
And threw up a lot
So she married a chicken name of Dickie
Andy
Once there was a man named Andy
Who loved to eat lots of candy
He ate chocolate and biccys
And from work he took siccys
So he could stay home and watch Andy Pandy
Bob
Once a young boy name of Bob
Got stuck in a very large mob
He was taken to jail
Got very thin and pale
And turned into a very large slob
Dave
There once was a man called Dave
Who went to a very big rave
He got very drunk
Snogged a blind monk
And woke up with her in a cave
Evan
There once was a guy named Evan
Who wanted to holiday in heaven
He got on the train
Fell asleep passing Spain
And ended up staying in Devon
Martyn
There once was a boy called Martyn
Who was always fartin' and fartin'
He ate lots of beans
And left all his greens
So he used the fart power to go cartin'
Ollie
There once was a boy name of Ollie
Who always was really jolly
He would always smile
Even if he had run for a mile
Especially if somebody had given him a lolly
Rhys
There once was a boy name of Rhys
Who always loved to wear a fleece
He wore it all day
Except in May
Where it was taken away and covered in greece
Tim
There was a young boy known as Tim
Who really was especially dim
He was short and fat
And kept a pet bat
Which he kept trying to teach to swim